Maury confirms mother's suspicions, "You ARE the Father!"

June 25, 2011

NEW YORK CITY-  Tuesday afternoon, the questions surrounding the paternity of 2 year old Julian Waters were finally answered.  Before results were revealed, the supposed father, Donald Meyers, was welcomed into the confrontation by overwhelming "boos", "hisses", and the occasional "thumbs down gesture."  Mr. Meyers almost seemed to revel in the spotlight but his mood quickly changed when the leader of the confrontation, Maury Povich had him sit down next to the woman bringing forth the charge that Mr. Meyers was the father of her child.  Before being seated, Mr. Meyers insisted that he move his chair a significant distance away from Chauntell Waters, Julian's mother.  The confrontation proceeded and Ms. Waters stated her case against Mr. Meyers who continually denied the accusations of being Julian's father.  Mr. Meyers claims that "she been sleeping wit at least 6 other guys at da time, there ain't no way dats ma kid."  After making this statement, a side by side picture of Julian and Mr. Meyers was projected behind them which prompted Ms. Waters to go the screen and point out how Julian's and Mr. Meyers' eyes closely resembled each other.  Mr. Meyers neither confirmed nor denied the similarities between the picture.  Mr. Povich continued with his line of questions by asking, "What he plans to do if he is the father?"  Mr. Meyers replied that, "It don't matter none, cuz da kid ain't mine."  Mr. Meyers  continued to say that Ms. Waters was "justa one night stand."  A hush fell over the crowd as Mr. Povich revealed the infamous manila envelope that has decided the fate of so many men before Mr. Meyers. 

        The envelope was opened and Mr. Povich kept his face rigid to keep from revealing any clues about the results.  After that, the words were spoken that Mr. Meyers will never forget, "In the case of 2 year old Julian, Donald, you ARE the father!"  Ms. Waters immediately sprung from her chair to taunt Mr. Meyers, to which Mr. Meyers replied with, "Aww shit."  The crowd celebrated as the taunting continued.  Ms. Waters was restrained for a moment to thwart any physical encounter between the two.  As the crowd settled, Mr. Meyers said that he would "man up and take responsibility for da kid."  Mr. Povich thanked everyone for being a part of this momentous day and welcomed them back tomorrow when they will be exposing teen whores who are mad at their mothers.